Our newest edition

We would like to share with everyone, the newest edition to our family.  She is called Lucy, she is a short haired cat of a bread unspecified.

She likes attacking hand and arms, and gently pawing faces.  She has a black body with white accents, and teeth with a sharpness rating of seven out of ten sharpness bananas.

She loves pouncing at you from around the corner, and has a hard time fitting in with strangers.  I just don't get her sometimes.  The other day, i came home to find her chewing on some socks, i mean, what the hell is that?

Sometimes she'll pounce on you so vicious, you'll think she's part tiger, if you were a blind midget.  she'll never take the place of Bernie and we don't want her to, but she doe's kick scooters butt.  In conclusion, be nice to cats and they'll be nice to you.